Yeah, we’re sick. So what?

The 2011 game started on March 1st 2011 and runs until December 31st 2011.

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The Lists

Steve Pugh

  1. Harry Morgan, 1915, Colonel Potter
  2. Kirk Douglas, 1916, he’s Spartacus
  3. Michael Gough, 1916, Alfred the butler Deceased: March 17th 2011
  4. Deborah Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire, 1920, last of the Mitford sisters
  5. Prince Philip, 1921, living god of the Yaohnanen tribe
  6. Henry Kissinger, 1923, war criminal
  7. William Russell, 1924, Ian Chesterton
  8. Fidel Castro, 1926, assuming he's not already dead...
  9. Murray Gell-Mann, 1928, nobel prize winner
  10. Valentina Tereshkova, 1937, first woman cosmonaut

Mike Doherty

  1. Eli Wallach, 1915, The Ugly
  2. Zsa Zsa Gabor, 1917, slap-happy Ponzi scheme investor
  3. Richard Samuel Attenborough, Lord Attenborough, 1923, Chelsea-supporting auteur
  4. Robert Gabriel Mugabe, 1924, president of Zimbabwe - being such a knob has got to take its toll. Then again, I keep saying that
  5. Chuck Berry, 1926, Johnny B... er, what's the next bit?
  6. Jerry Lewis, 1926, goodness gracious, great balls of... oh, wrong Jerry. Nevermind
  7. King Bumibol, Rama IX, 1927, king of Thailand and the world's longest-serving current head of state; reigning from a hospital bed?
  8. James Earl Jones, 1931, hopefully more famous for "Star Wars" than "Mars Needs Moms"
  9. Etta James, 1938, Tell Mama her medical bills are quite expensive
  10. Bernard L. Madoff, 1938, $50bn Ponzi scheme and all he got was a lousy prison sentence
  11. Kim Jong-il, 1941, but would we ever find out?

Paul Stevenson

  1. Charles Townes, 1915, laser/maser inventor
  2. Zsa Zsa Gabor, 1917, wedding-happy woman
  3. Peter Carrington, 1919, Humphrey Littleton was his fag at Eton
  4. Robert N Hall, 1919, semiconductor laser inventor
  5. Samuel Youd, 1922, a.k.a John Christopher of Tripods fame
  6. Conrad Bain, 1923, the legendary Phillip Drummond from Diff'rent Strokes
  7. Jimmy Carter, 1924, foolishly tried to be nice
  8. Robert Mugabe, 1924, though I wonder if Gaddafi is actually the most likely African leader.
  9. Leka Zogu, 1929, Albanian King-in-exile
  10. Helmut Kohl, 1930, Mr Cabbage