- First beer spillage in the new house. Now it feels like home! I knew there was a reason to get IPA coloured carpets. #fb #
- There's a crowd (swarm?) of beekeepers gathering outside the office. #fb #
- Had enough. Can I go home now please? #fb #
- Thank you @thameswater, mystery solved. #
- 60% of my "missed" calls are from the same recruitment agency. Persistent but not very quick on the uptake. #fb #
- Bloody hell. Just stumbled across @edie (http://www.edie.net/) on Twitter. That takes me back. #wickedweb #fb #
- So @thameswater sent me a final demand for a bill they claim to have sent on 14 July. But I only gave them my details on the 22nd. ???? #
- Possibly, no probably, the worst thing I've seen on telly for a long while. #Vexed #