- Merry Christmas! #
- Stayed up too late last night (and maybe had too many beers) so really want to spend today asleep. #fb #
- Beer + wrapping presents = no problems, right. … right? #fb #
- Argh! Switched on the telly to set it to record some stuff and saw Noel Edmonds and Deal or no Deal cretins dressed as elves. Wrong. #
- Washing machine fixed. Clean clothes for Christmas = Win. #fb #
- Bad luck ladies – chap who came to repair my washing machine looked like Sean Bean #
- Working from home, waiting for the washing machine repair man (and not for the imaginary snake, don't ask, just don't ask) #fb #
- Finished Xmas shopping in Borough Market, lunchtime. This year I ordered nothing online. After effect of postal strike or just random? #fb #
So a bloke who looks exactly like Sean Bean came to fix your washing machine? I want to meet this chap ASAP! Since Sean Bean is married and taken, if I can’t have Bean – I’ll take your washing machine repair man instead…..do you have this bloke’s phone number?