I’m in two minds about The Guardian’s proposal for a London equivalent to the Ebbsfleet Horse.
On the one hand I’m all in favour of new and exciting landmarks in London.
On the other hand, it will be bloody terrifying to see this every time I look up from my desk.
Very True Mood: 
confused
confused
yikes! It’s not so much the mouse I’m concerned about – it’s the size of the cat you’d need to catch it.
That thing looks like it could give kitten kong a black eye in a scrap.
And who’d pick up the bill if it nibbled on the Gherkin?