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Very True Things
“He talks to himself sometimes because he’s the only one who understands what he’s saying.”

This morning I noticed a trend in my spam folder…


  • Britney stalker sues for distress
  • Britney Spears Kidnap Plot Foiled
  • Britney Spears Invites Hollywood Starlets to Latest Party
  • Al Gore, Britney Spears in Dukes of Hazzard II
  • Britney Spears Vagina Uninjured After Car Crash But what about the rest of her?
  • Pope Benedict to Exorcise George Bush and Britney Spears on US Visit
  • Michael Jackson and Britney Spears To Team Up in Vegas
  • Britney Spears Recording New Album - Forgotten How To Sing
  • Britney Spears to Star in New Woody Allen Movie
  • Britney Spears shaken but unhurt after failed suicide bomber attack
  • Britney Spears has come out
  • Britney Spears is dating a girl
  • Britney and her new hot lover
  • Britney Spears’ vagina attacks warder and escapes rehab WTF?
  • Britney Spears to join cast of Eastwood Movie
  • Britney Spears Not Bipolar - New World Order Conspiracy Afoot
  • Britney vagina transplant to erase fools’ memory syndrome WTF?!?

I’m still not sure whether Clint Eastwood or Woody Allen is directing Britney and Al Gore in Dukes of Hazzard II….

But I’m afraid that on the oddness front Britney loses out to one other piece of spam:

Stephen Hawking defends Paris Hilton sex allegations

Very True Mood: (confused) confused
Very True Music: Seeing is Believing - Midnight Oil

2 Comments

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    JackP says:

    I think Britney’s …erm… was injured in that car crash after all. Otherwise it would hardly have attacked a warder, now would it?

    Although I do like the idea of George W. being exorcised. About 8 years too late, but never mind.

  2. I got “Stephen Hawking defends Paris Hilton sex allegations” too. I did wonder if “Paris Hilton defends Stephen Hawking sex allegations” would have been read by more people though.

    Have you wondered what this page is going to do to your search engine position ;-)

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