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“He talks to himself sometimes because he’s the only one who understands what he’s saying.”

Hi [ContactFirstName],

I have a web designer role based in Surrey.

My client is looking for somebody who can work self-sufficient and turn projects round quickly, while maintaining high standards both visually and technically.

If you have any of the following this will be useful.
AJAX, BACK-END BUILT WEBSITE AND Action script.

What is a “BACK-END BUILT WEBSITE”? And does “[ContactFirstName]” know how to build one?

Oh, and of course they can’t tell the difference between a designer and a developer (nor the difference between an adjective and an adverb).

3 Comments

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    Mike says:

    name and shame the agency!
    go on, you know you want to…

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    Steve Pugh says:

    Someone I know recently has snotty emails sent to their host after doing exactly that about a recruitment consultant (though he did also use the words “incompetent and immoral”) so I think I’ll pass.

  3. I get these weird, irregular recruitment spam at work where for some reason they think I’m in a position to hire people for none existent posts that have never been advertised as far as I know. I did start to wonder if they’d slipped through from a parallel time line but that would just be silly…