E-mail I just sent to Lloyds TSB:
> Dear Valued Customer,
[snip]Hang on a moment. I closed my account with Lloyds TSB in 2001 or 2002. I really shouldn’t be in your system anymore. Please fix it so that I don’t keep on receiving these e-mails. It was funny for the first year or two, now it’s just spam.
Back in 2005 or so I did actually test whether I could still log onto their systems. I could, but as there were no accounts associated with the login I couldn’t do anything. But it’s nice to know they still value my custom after all these years.
Very True Mood: 
cynical
cynical
