I’ve just watched half an episode of Hotel Babylon and I can feel my brains leaking out my ears.

Before that The Bill featured a return visit from Jim Carver. This came as a surprise to June. Why? Hasn’t she read the TV guides all week? Whilst he’s been away he seems to have picked up the Eastenders style of acting (you know it when you see it).

Not on tonight, but I realised on Saturday that the exterior of the Home Office in Primeval is actually the Ernst & Young building next door to VL’s office.