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Very True Things
“He talks to himself sometimes because he’s the only one who understands what he’s saying.”

Yesterday I had a fortune cookie that told me I was a wanker.

Very True Mood: (shocked) shocked

One Comment

  1. You might have a claim under trading standards for that Sounds like a faulty cookie. Or could it be a vicious conspiracy to flood the country with downbeat fortune cookies to make us go out on comfort spending sprees and increase inflation?