I’d make a “perfect criminal mastermind”

Right, as I’ve said before Ok Cupid are a bunch of wankers so it’s hardly surprising that their system is buggered up. I noticed yesterday that everyone doing the Atheist Test was being marked as 99% higher on pentagrams (!?!) than other people their age and gender.

Then today I noticed that I was coming out as being 99% higher on every category in every test, regardless of how high my actual scores were. I would report the error to them but as they think I’m a “turdbag” based simply on my choice of browser I really can’t be arsed. I’ll just delete those parts of the results from any memes I do.

But perhaps they shouldn’t have annoyed me…

Via armcurl.

The Personality Defect Test

Sociopath

You are 85% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else’s shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

• The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
• The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
• The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
• The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
• The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
• The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
• The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
• The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
• The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
• The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
• The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
• The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
• The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
• The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
• The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
• The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on some bunch of wankers

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