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Very True Things
“He talks to himself sometimes because he’s the only one who understands what he’s saying.”

Via [info]pink_weasel, but a lot of people have already done this one.

  1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
    “When Navigator 2 made its debut, it provided built-in client-side scripting with a new”
  2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can..
    I’d hit Nick…
  3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
    The Mighty Boosh
  4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
    Half past three?
  5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
    15:26
  6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
    Nick coughing and sniffling, Severine’s clicky heels, general office noise.
  7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
    This morning on the way to work.
  8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
    A galaxy
  9. What are you wearing?
    Jeans, hiking boots, rugby shirt.
  10. Did you dream last night?
    Can’t remember.
  11. When did you last laugh?
    Recently.
  12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
    White boards, fire alarm control box, surprising lack of posters.
  13. Seen anything weird lately?
    Does Jeremy count?
  14. What do you think of this quiz?
    Bit pants.
  15. What is the last film you saw?
    Saw second half of Bright Young Things on Sunday. If you mean at the cinema, then Underworld Evolution.
  16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
    A house.
  17. Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
    Who are you? What do you know about me? Should I be worried?
  18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
    Create a world wide democracy.
  19. Do you like to dance?
    No.
  20. George Bush:
    Dangerous, simplistic, fanatical.
  21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
    Daughter.
  22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
    Son.
  23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
    Yes.
  24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
    “Sorry, my mistake…”
Very True Mood: (complacent) complacent
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