Rewritten for my true love and myself:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve bloggers blogging, eleven weavers weaving, ten doctors dancing, nine knitters knitting, eight chavs a-brawling, seven pirates puzzling, six beers a-brewing, five dino-saurs; four top gear dolls, three chocolate bars, two spring rolls and a weasel in a pink tree.
I was going to a verse a day but decided, that as I’d probably forget, to do it all now.
A very merry Christmas to everyone, especially to Andy and Clare and their twin babies, Alfie and Audrey, who came home from hospital yestetday. As Andy said in his text message: “Best Xmas ever 
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See after eight o’clock for reviews and squee…