Rewritten for my true love and myself:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Twelve bloggers blogging,
eleven weavers weaving,
ten doctors dancing,
nine knitters knitting,
eight chavs a-brawling,
seven pirates puzzling,
six beers a-brewing,
five dino-saurs;
four top gear dolls,
three chocolate bars,
two spring rolls
and a weasel in a pink tree.

I was going to a verse a day but decided, that as I’d probably forget, to do it all now.

A very merry Christmas to everyone, especially to Andy and Clare and their twin babies, Alfie and Audrey, who came home from hospital yestetday. As Andy said in his text message: “Best Xmas ever :-)”

See after eight o’clock for reviews and squee…