“He talks to himself sometimes because he’s the only one who understands what he’s saying.”
- Do you have a real or fake Christmas tree?
Real.
- Do you put up Christmas lights on the exterior of your home?
No
- What’s your favorite Christmas song/carol?
Um. Oh I’ll be predicatable and say Fairytale of New York.
- What do you like better - turkey or ham?
Turkey.
- Do you open up any Christmas presents on Christmas Eve?
No.
- Have you ever been Christmas caroling?
No.
- What was your most memorable Christmas gift(s) that you received?
Starbird. A large toy spaceship with sound effects, etc. Best present a space mad ~8 year old boy could ever have.
- What’s your favorite Christmas movie?
They’re all dross.
- Have you ever built a real snowman?
Yes.
- Have you ever peeked into a present and found out what it was before Christmas?
Yes.
- What is on the top of your Christmas tree?
Lettice’s wand from her hen night.
- Do you own a Santa hat?
No.
- When was the last time you had your picture taken with Santa Claus?
No idea.
- Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?
Yes.
- Do you put candy canes on your Christmas tree?
No. I think that’s mostly an American habit.
- Who is hardest person to buy for?
My father.
- Who is the easiest person to buy for?
Lettice
- How old were you when you realized Santa was imaginary?
Fairly young.
- What does your morning of Christmas routine consist of?
This is the first year Lettice and I will be spending Christmas in our own home rather than with parents, so the routines get invented now.
- Egg nog?
No. Bring on the mulled wine…
- What do you want for Christmas this year?
A pay rise.