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Archive for September 23rd, 2005


…. he became an e-mail spammer

From: 	"Sue A. Bentley"
To: 	stephen@pugh.net
Date: 	Fri, 23 Sep 2005 11:46:05 +0000
Subject: 	Alpha male

Finally!

I have always worried about the size of my penis.
When I have sex, even though she says that the
sex is good, I know that what she really wants
is an extra inch!

Apologies to the real Sue A. Bentley whose name and e-mail address have most likely been stolen by an anonymous spammer.


Timelord
Congratulations! You scored 88%!

Well, you are obviously a fan, but not as obsessed as some. Don’t worry, that’s a good thing, but you may want to avoid talking so much about the damn show in mixed company. And stop with the fake British accent!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on docwho

Link: The Doctor Who Test written by johnharker on Ok Cupid


You Are A: Bear Cub!

Bears are strong and independent creatures who roam in the forest in search of food. Bears are usually gentle, but anger one and be prepared for their full fury! You’re big, you’re tough, you have a bit of a temper — classic attributes of a bear. Intelligent and resourceful, though lazy at times, you are a fascinating creature of the wild.

You were almost a: Kitten or a Duck
You are least like a: Mouse or a Chipmunk

What Cute Animal Are You?


You are a
Social Liberal
(76% permissive)
and an…
Economic Liberal
(18% permissive)

You are best described as a:
Socialist

You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.

Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating


You scored as Loki.

Loki is one of the major deities in the Norse pantheon. He is a son of the giant Farbauti ("cruel striker") and the giantess Laufrey. He is regarded as one of the Aesir, but is on occasion their enemy. He is connected with fire and magic, and can assume many different shapes (horse, falcon, fly). He is crafty and malicious, but is also heroic. The ambivalent god grows progressively more unpleasant,a nd is directly responsible for the death of Balder, the god of light.

Loki
70%
Balder
70%
Frigg
60%
Freya
60%
Bragi
60%
Freyr
50%
Thor
50%
Odin
50%
Njord
40%
Sif
30%
Heimdall
30%
Skadi
30%
Hel
20%
Tyr
20%

Which Pagan God or Goddess are you most like?
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