Character Meme

Via lonemagpie

Instructions: Write down the names of 12 characters. After you’ve written them all down, then read and answer the questions hidden behind the cut.

No fair peeking at the questions behind the cut until you’ve jotted down all 12 characters.

1. Ellen Ripley
2. Frodo Baggins
3. Bernice Summerfield
4. Chiana
5. Avon
6. Richard Sharpe
7. Willow Rosenberg
8. Susan Ivanova
9. The Doctor
10. Number 6
11. Jack Aubrey
12. Ezri Dax

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
No. Not really. Must resist the urge to hit Google find out if any exists

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Yes. Very.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
We’d have to rewrite canon to include new information on Trill reproduction.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Loads.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Well Six might remind Two of someone who betrayed him…

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Five/Ten. Just because.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
She’d magic the hobbit out the window and keep Dax for herself.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Benny wakes up after too much to drink to find herself in The Village. Number Six suspects that her story is a ploy by Number Two. Benny shags Six. They try to escape together but Jason’s rescue attempt screws things up and only Benny makes it.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Probably.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
"A bewitching symbiosis."

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Well no probs on the Chiana part but the pre-Alien Ripley was way too up tight. Maybe the clone?

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yes.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Probably.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Only as a challenge.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"I am a FREE MAN!"

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
No idea.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
"Poke your eyes out now to save time…"

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
"I can make you invisible."

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
A year or so ago.

What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
Hobbits.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
No.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Benny.

“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Hear that noise? That’s the sound of my brain turning to mush and running out my ears. I mean look at it: “Ellen Ripley and The Doctor are in a happy relationship until The Doctor suddenly runs off with Chiana. Ellen Ripley, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jack Aubrey and a brief unhappy affair with Ezri Dax, then follows the wise advice of Avon and finds true love with Bernice Summerfield.”. Oddly enough, replace The Doctor with, well just about anyone, and it would kind of work.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
No problems. It easily could be.